spam haiku

I haven’t gotten one of these in a while, and this one amused me.

pepole get so in the haibt of worry that if you save them from drowning and put tehm on a bank to dry in the sun with hot chocolte and muffins they wonder whether they are catcihng clod.

we have dreamt of every woman there is, and dreamt too of the mriacle that would birng us the pleasure of benig a woman, for women have all the qualities – coruage, pasison, the capacity to love, cuninng – wehreas all our imagination can do is naively pile up the illusion of courage.

-dontfeedthetiki (wants hot chocolte and muffins)
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